This DJ Drops The Epic Basis For A New Turnt (Book) Club

Papa Hemingway, that's a fierce drop!

Comedy group Garlic Jackson introduces you to an entirely new clubbing experience. It's literally literary. (Read: Books.)

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Giant googly eyes for your car.

"Giant googly eyes. The best online purchase I have made yet."

Entrance into a marathon.

"Better start training then hehehe... eh."

The Time magazine cover mirror from "The Big Lebowski."

"As far as drunk purchases go... I think I did okay on this one."

A ball pit.

"A friend of mine ordered this one night after a large quantity of wine."

600 whippits.

"Welp, I've done it again. Apparently 240 whippits was not enough."

A Simpsons Mr. Sparkle T-shirt.

"Best drunk purchase of my life!"

A World War II Nazi soldier silverware set.

"What's your latest drunk buy. Here's mine."

A Pineapple coring tool.

"Admittedly, it's awesome and life-changing."

A ninja sword.

My drunk purchase from Thursday arrived today."

A Nicolas Cage autograph.

"Best drunk purchase I've ever made. Our lord's signature."

Or better yet, a Nicolas Cage modern art piece.

"Best drunk art fair purchase ever."

A kitty sweater.

"Best drunk purchase in a while."

72 Chinese finger traps and a knife.

"There is a correlation here, but I don't know what it is."

Or even better than that, a Wu-Tang Clan knitted sweater.

"Sometimes drunk purchases aren't so bad."

A Shrek racing jacket

"Sometime I drink and then order things online."

A statue of the Predator made out of old bike parts.

"I would make that purchase sober."

A Tricera-top for your dog.

"Went online shopping while drunk... now I own a jurassic pug."

A T-shirt with your own beard selfie on it.

[No comment.]

A ... whatever the hell this painting is.

"This was a case of drunk eBaying."

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