It's a confusing time in which we live, with so much uncertainty and so many questions ... questions like "Who am I?" and "What does the future hold in store for us?" and "Does Amanda Bynes think I'm ugly?"
Whom do you turn to when you have these burning questions? There, there now, it's going to be OK. We're here for you. Today, let's just get the most pressing question out of the way with this handy flowchart.