The rules are simple. This patch of carpet right here? It's safe.
Everything else? Lava.
Like with this kid, but dogs don't spend their money on special effects:
Oh, wait, time-out. I left my toy in the lava.
What do you mean "no time-outs"?
Fine. I'll get it, just ... I can't ... quite ...
MOM! CAN YOU GET MY TOY FOR ME??
Oh, never mind. Got it.
H/T AFV Animals