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The Floor Is Lava And This Dog Can't... Quite... Reach Its Toy

Don't. Touch. Anything.

 

The rules are simple. This patch of carpet right here? It's safe.

Everything else? Lava.

Like with this kid, but dogs don't spend their money on special effects:

 Oh, wait, time-out. I left my toy in the lava.

What do you mean "no time-outs"?

Fine. I'll get it, just ... I can't ... quite ... 

MOM!

MOM! CAN YOU GET MY TOY FOR ME??

Oh, never mind. Got it.

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