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10 X-Rated Dog Toys That Look Uncomfortably Similar To Sex Toys

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Dog toys look an awful lot like adult toys. We decided to test whether folks can tell the difference. 
Dog toys look an awful lot like adult toys. We decided to test whether folks can tell the difference. 

Have you ever noticed that your pup’s favorite chew toy looks an awful lot like, ahem, your favorite toy in your nightstand?

If you haven’t, well, let us be the ones to ruin pet toy shopping for you once and for all. Never again will you be able to watch your poodle play with his favorite Kong chew toy once you realize its uncanny resemblance to a butt plug. And sorry, but that feather teaser your furry friend adores looks just like a “50 Shades Of Grey”-branded feather tickler. Even your pug’s little walking harness could be mistaken for something else.

Dog toys? Or items buried in the bottom of your nightstand? 
Dog toys? Or items buried in the bottom of your nightstand? 

With Valentine’s Day around the corner, you might be thinking about spicing things up in the bedroom with a new fun sex toy for yourself or to use with a partner. But how well do you really know those products tucked away in your nightstand?

Most sex toys are made of durable silicone and come in bright colors and bold shapes, from the classic bright pink vibrator to the sleek black plug — and every ribbed, rubbery or feathered design in between. The same qualities, in fact, that most major dog toys also have.

The unfortunate similarities between sex toys and dog toys went viral in December when Twitter users spotted this hilarious exchange between the Netflix US and Petco Twitter accounts:

It got us thinking: How similar are most sex toys and dog toys, and would most people be able to tell the difference between them?

Below, we’ve rounded up several dog toys and sex toys that look uncomfortably similar. Can you tell which ones are which?

1
Pug play or plug play?
Petco / Lovehoney
Left: KONG Extreme Dog Toy from Petco

Right: Beaded Anal Dildo from Lovehoney
2
Double the heat, double pleasure
Walmart / Amazon
Left: Planet Dog Orbee-Tuff Chili Pepper Dog Toy from Walmart

Right: Chili Pepper "Emojibator" Vibe From Amazon.
3
Both of these toys mean business
Amazon / Lovehoney

Left: GoughNuts Stick Dog Toy from Amazon

Right: Classic Vibrator from Lovehoney
4
Afternoon walk or afternoon delight?
Amazon / Lovehoney
Left: No-Pull Dog Harness And Leash from Amazon

Right: Beginners Bondage Kit from Lovehoney
5
Both of these can tease a kitty
Amazon / Lovehoney
Left: 2 Feather Wand Cat Toy from Amazon

Right: Fetish Fantasy Red Feather Tickler from Lovehoney
6
Tug of war just got weird
Petco / Amazon
Left: Kong Safestix Dog Toy from Petco

Right: Crystal Glass Pleasure Wand from Amazon
7
A dinosaur and a rabbit walk into a bar...
Amazon / Lovehoney
Left: Dino Zoo Chew Dog Toy from Amazon

Right: G-Spot Rabbit Vibe from Lovehoney
8
One for the carry-on, one for the carrier
Petco / Dame Products
Left: KONG Genius Mike Dog Toy from Petco

Right: Zee Bullet Vibe from Dame Products
9
Let's play fetch
Amazon / Unbound
Left: Zwig Dog Toy from Amazon

Right: Bender Vibe from Unbound
10
Fur baby or OH BABY?
Amazon / Lovehoney
Left: Chew Pacifier Dog Toy from Amazon

Right: Vibrating Ring from Lovehoney