You've heard of putting on the dog, but this is no put-on.
A man in China's Sichuan province has trained his poodle to walk upright on its hind legs -- for a whole mile.
Even more amazing -- or weirder -- the male pooch does his mile-long walk of shame dressed as a school girl.
The dog's owner, who was only identified by UPI.com as Zhu, says he spent about two months training the year-old canine to walk the distance on hind legs.
Zhu said his poodle, whose name was not reported, actually looks forward to dressing up like a female human and go on the walks, according to ShanghaiList.com.
Now Zhu is training other dogs to do similar humiliating feats.