Donald Jones, New Mexico Man, Accused Of Trading McDonald's For Sex

Maybe she wanted to try the new McWraps?

Donald Jones, 58, is accused of trying to trade McDonald's for sex with a prostitute in Albuquerque, N.M., on Friday night, according to KOB.

The woman, who was not arrested, told investigating officers she planned to fornicate with Jones in exchange for a meal from the home of Happy Meals. Jones was not charged with any prostitution-related charges, but was booked on a drug possession charge.

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Grub Street warns that McDonald's menu items might become currency in the near future:

In a vaguely post-apocalyptic world filled with big-box stores and fast-food franchises, where Tide detergent has supplanted cash as a base unit of the drug trade, is it that much of a stretch to think that an increasing number of people are exchanging sex for Fish McBites and Big Macs?

Grub Street might be on to something. In January, police arrested a woman outside a McDonald's in Burbank, Calif. after she allegedly offered sex to a customer in exchange for his chicken McNuggets.