Donald Trump Accidentally Bans Himself From America

NEW YORK: Goodyear Satire Co.--

Donald Trump's latest proposal to stop immigration from "any nation that has been compromised by terrorism" means the Presidential candidate himself would be banned from America.  The United States is a country with a long and difficult history of terrorist acts.

"I'm talking territory instead of Muslim," Trump said on Sunday's "Meet the Press." Trump expanded his ban from Muslims-Only to include Christians, Jews and tangerine Protestants.

Active terrorist groups in America include anti-abortion, neo-Nazi and anti-government organizations like today's Republican Party. One of the most shocking recent incidents of domestic terror was Rudy Giuliani's speech at the Trump Nominating Convention.

Trump has often advocated the use of violence to achieve political ends, the definition of terrorism.  He has called for attacks on protesters exercising their rights of free speech and for "second amendment solutions" against his political opponents. Trump fears his opponents would "take away your guns" before you could use them.

If Trump wins in November, he will be deported as soon as he takes the oath of office. He will not be allowed to return until a Democrat is elected to the presidency and birds sing again.

Asked to comment, Trump said, "My ban is a beautiful ban, a great ban, and if it keeps out people like me, then it's doing its job."


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