
I am the most successful person ever to run for president. Nobody's ever been more successful than me. I have the best words. I am the most fabulous whiner.
I am the best builder. Nobody builds walls better than me. I build the best product. Nobody can build a wall like Trump. I've always had people say, "Donald, you have the most beautiful hands." I have the steadiest hands. I have a very good brain.
Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. I have the best courses in the world.
On trade, there's nobody more conservative than me. I'm the most conservative when it comes to military, when it comes to the border, when it comes to security, when it comes to illegal immigration: all of these things. I think I'm the most conservative person there is. I am the only one who can fix our southern border. There is nobody more against Obamacare than me.
I will be the greatest jobs president God ever created. Nobody knows jobs like I do. I will create jobs like no one else.
Nobody is more pro-Israel than I am. Nobody but Donald Trump will save Israel. I have studied this issue in great detail -- I would say actually greater by far than anybody else. I am the most militaristic person on that stage.

Editor's note: Donald Trump regularly incites political violence and is a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist and birther who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims -- 1.6 billion members of an entire religion -- from entering the U.S.