Donald Trump’s Tampon Brand Will 'Make Your Vagina Great Again'

"Nobody will be tougher on your period than Donald Trump. Nobody."

What woman wouldn't want to use Donald Trump's brand of tampons? OK, it's probably close to 100 percent of all life on Earth.

But if you're in that astronomically slim percentage of women interested in Trumpax, comedy writer Laura Malone Hunt has the sales pitch to ... well, hopefully talk you out of it.


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