What will overgrown man-baby Donald Trump do with himself after losing the presidential election next month? It’s safe to say “become ceramicist” is out of the question, at least according to this throwback commercial for an internet company called Cozone.
Politico uploaded the old gem to Facebook last week, which features Trump’s clumsy attempt at mastering the potter’s wheel. It seems, however, that the Republican nominee lacks the patience and tenderness needed to truly work the clay into anything beyond a turd-shaped mess. He ends up bribing a fellow potter for his piece instead.
The short clip concludes with Trump leering at a female ceramicist’s cleavage while washing up, which feels all too real in light of recent sexual assault allegations against him. So funny how bad he is at ceramics and how good he is at being a sexual predator! Really guys, good one.
Editor’s note: Donald Trump regularly incites political violence and is a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist and birther who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims — 1.6 billion members of an entire religion — from entering the U.S.