Roastmaster Donald Trump is burning anyone within a 100-mile radius of the 2016 presidential race. It's just too bad we can't hear the slanderous silliness that might have spewed from his never-dormant mouth in presidential elections of yesteryear ... until now!
This video depicts how Trump would hypothetically smack-talk Washington, Lincoln, and all of those old, bearded white guys. Not even Millard Fillmore is safe.
And for those ready to write in and inform us the U.S. has technically had just 43 presidents, to you, we say: Grover Cleveland came back, but much like Mase, he was a completely different person when he returned. So we count him twice.
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