A great man named Donald Trump once said, "I am a whiner, and I keep whining and whining until I win." Sadly, this Churchillian testicular fortitude came to naught on Monday, as the country's foremost wall-promiser and fear-player-onner went down to defeat in the GOP's Iowa caucuses. On this somber occasion, our thoughts turn to an earlier, more innocent time, when Trump never imagined the word "loser" might one day be applied to him.
What's to become of the man who only knows winning? Next stop, New Hampshire! -- but not before a little unexpected humility in Trump's briefest campaign harangue yet.
Note to our readers: Donald Trump is a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist,
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