Donald Trump has plenty of haters, and according to him, they're all losers. If you think a man of Trump's stature wouldn't waste his time punching down at these loser haters, boy are you wrong.
Twitter has made it especially easy for Trump to lash out at his critics. But an exhaustive examination of his tweets reveals that when it comes to the real estate mogul-turned-presidential candidate's shit-talking skills, practice doesn't make perfect.
We're not sure if Trump just DGAF, or if this is deliberately part of his schtick, but honestly, it's so much better this way.
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 9, 2013
I hear that dopey political pundit, Lawrence O'Donnell, one of the dumber people on television, is about to lose his show-no ratings?Too bad— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 25, 2015
Goofy political pundit George Will spoke at Mar-a-Lago years ago. I didn’t attend because he’s boring & often wrong—a total dope!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 19, 2015
Wow, Vanity Fair was totally shut out at the National Magazine Awards - it got NOTHING. Graydon Carter is a loser with bad food restaurants!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 2, 2014
The Oscars are a sad joke, very much like our President. So many things are wrong!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 23, 2015
The way President Obama runs down the stairs of Air Force 1, hopping & bobbing all the way, is so inelegant and unpresidential. Do not fall!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 23, 2014
Rick Perry failed at the border. Now he is critical of me. He needs a new pair of glasses to see the crimes committed by illegal immigrants.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 5, 2015
Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 21, 2011
I have long stated that Brian Williams was not a very smart guy - all you have to do is look at his past. Now he has proven me correct!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 11, 2015
Word is that Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd, who has failed so badly with Meet the Press, will be taking over for now irrelevant Brian Williams!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 7, 2015
Uncomfortable looking NBC reporter Willie Geist calls me to ask for favors and then mockingly smiles when he is told of my high poll numbers— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 25, 2015
Frumpy and very dumb Gail Collins, an editorial writer at The New York Times, is so lucky to even have a job. Check her out - incompetent!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 15, 2014
Do you think that very dumb reporter(blogger) McKay Coppins has apologized to his wife for his very inappropriate behavior while in Florida?— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 24, 2014
Sorry folks, I'm just not a fan of sharks - and don't worry, they will be around long after we are gone.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 4, 2013
I would absolutely kill Jon Stewart(?) in a debate - it would be no contest - he's not fast enough or smart enough (only obnoxious enough!).— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 8, 2013
Jon Stewart is the most overrated joke on television. A wiseguy with no talent. Not smart, but convinces dopes he is! Fading out fast.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 30, 2015
All the haters and losers must admit that, unlike others, I never attacked dopey Jon Stewart for his phony last name. Would never do that!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2015
Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it...— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 3, 2013
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