So, we know what he really meant with his coded size-tweet to Kim Jong-un. My thing down there is bigger than yours and unlike yours, mine works fine—you weakling.
Donald: stop teasing us-- Prove it!
In the early days of Hollywood studios, rumors swirled that swashbuckling movie star Errol Flynn was astonishingly well endowed.
One night at a Hollywood party he satisfied the curious and confirmed the whispers. Flynn whipped out his endowment and used it to play “You Are My Sunshine” on a piano keyboard.
Now this suggests a performance by our reality-show president that could finally put the size issue to rest—hopefully without a nuclear war.
On the other hand---Oh my God, what if Donald Trump could only play the tune in the key of C (mostly the white notes),
and Kim Jong-un could play it in the key of G flat major (which uses mostly the more distant black notes)?
Alarm!!! Head for the bunkers.
Bernard Starr, PhD, is a psychologist and professor emeritus at the City University of New York, Brooklyn College. His latest book is “Jesus, Jews, and Antisemitism in art: How Renaissance Art Erased Jesus’ Jewish Identity & How Today’s Artists Are Restoring It.”