Donald Trump's BS Food Truck

Donald Trump's BS Food Truck
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Wienden+Kennedy

Today a new food truck has been added to the City of Roses. Wieden+Kennedy, the Portland creative advertising agency has decided to venture out into the culinary industry. Their specialty, might you ask? Well, it’s BS; baloney sandwiches.

"With 18-days to go and our fate in the hands of American voters, a new food truck has arrived in the mecca of food cart culture to serve sandwiches to the people, with a healthy dose of factual information," ad agency Wieden+Kennedy to Oregon Live.

W+K arranged their food cart in the heart of Portland, Pioneer Courthouse Square. There are five menu items, that essentially have the same 3 ingredients. If you missed your chance at getting served some BS by an Ivanka Trump look alike; they’ll be there tomorrow Saturday, 11-2.

However, choose wisely from these 5 menu items:

The Working Class Hero

"Son of a millionaire between two slices of Trump-written op-ends (2005, 2013) in support of outsourcing."

The Middle-Class Hero

"Four slices of bankruptcy along with 3,500 individual lawsuits regarding unpaid bills."

America-First Hero

"Brand-new recipe! Until 2013, this was served with an article calling for 'a cohesive global economy.'"

Border-Security Hero

Tell-It-Like-It-Is Hero

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