Donald's Vice President

WOLF SPRITZER
There's been a lot of curiosity lately about who you are going to pick as the Republican vice presidential candidate.

DONALD
Yeah, well I've been thinking about that a lot myself lately.

WOLF
It's a very important choice if a president's life is in danger, or if he dies before his term is over..

DONALD
I don't worry about either of those guys.

WOLF
But others might. That's how Truman became president -- when Roosevelt died in office. And how we got Lyndon Johnson -- when Kennedy got shot. So you have to choose someone.

DONALD
What if I picked myself for vice president?

WOLF
What?

DONALD
I could run for president and vice president at the same time. Save a lot of cash.

WOLF
I'm not sure that's constitutional.

DONALD
They do in Europe. Who is that female in Germany? And that guy in Italy?

WOLF
Una Merkel? Berscoloni?

DONALD
Those guys. They don't have no vice president.

WOLF
Well, their system is different.

DONALD
We can change ours.

WOLF
Not without Congressional action, and the support of the Supreme Court, which you won't get.

DONALD
Well, why not, if I asked them?

WOLF
Because it's not Constitutional.

DONALD
When I become president, I'll make it Constitutional, okay?

WOLF
You're talking like a dictator.

DONALD
I do dictation. I even got a recording device on my phone.

WOLF
No, I mean like an autocrat, a despot, a tyrant.

DONALD
What's wrong with those kind of guys?

WOLF
It's un-American.

DONALD
That's good. Now I can join that Activities House of yours.