Doug's Dozen: 12 Names For The New GOP Health Plan

Donald Trump vows he'll keep his campaign promise to repeal and replace Obamacare. Of course, neither he, nor Mike Pence, nor Speaker Paul "Medicare Coupons" Ryan, nor Majority Leader Mitch McConnell have the slightest idea what that replacement will be...and they won't until their Big Insurance donors tell them what to do. So let's focus on the obvious priority, which is a cool name for the upcoming Republican system. Here is my humble contribution...

Doug's Dozen: 12 Names for the New GOP Health Plan

1. TrumpDon'tCare

2. Pence-Shunned Benefits

3. "If It's Ryan's, You're Dyin'"

4. McConnell's Golden Parachute

5. Your-Money-Or-Your-Life insurance

6. Blue Double-Cross

7. Inhumana


9. Bronze-Age Plan

10. The One-Way Ice Floe Cruise

11. Take Two Aspirin and Fill Out That Organ-Donor Card

12. Federal Funeral Assistance


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