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15 Cards For People Who Don't Give A Damn About Valentine's Day

"Cupid rhymes with stupid."

Senior Lifestyle Reporter, HuffPost

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Valentine’s Day is for lovers ― but who says singles can’t have a little fun with it, too?

Below, 15 anti-valentines to send to your favorite love hater come February 14.

1
For The Pizza Fiend
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2
For The Cynical Chocolate Lover
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3
For The Meme Queen
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4
For The Foul-Mouthed Friend
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5
For The Busy Bee
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6
For The Excuse Maker
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7
For The Tequila Enthusiast
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8
For The Cat Lady
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9
For The Statistician
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10
For The Not-So-Sweet Sweetheart
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11
For The Cupid Hater
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12
For The Independent Lady
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13
For The Friend With Survival Skills
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14
For The Non-Sucker For Love
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15
For The Wine Aficionado
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