Human beings are generally deplorable creatures, but the combination of unbridled New Year's Eve partying and the promise of a fresh start in 2016 really brings out the worst in everybody.
"It's my brother's birthday! I need to get in!" one clearly drunk (and clearly lying) dude screams
"Put on your shoes," the bouncer kindly asks a girl, who apparently just "can't."
The footage is from 2014 but was recently uploaded to YouTube. For all intents and purposes, NYE 2015 probably looked exactly like this, with a matching hangover.
People suck, especially on New Year's Eve. Thankfully, there are 362 days until we ring in 2017 and do it all over again.
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