
There is no shortage of great ideas when you're drunk. Everything is totally reasonable, and you're 100 percent positive that your logic is sound. Until the next morning when you've had a chance to sober up and see the fruits of your drunken labor.
For these people, it all probably seemed like a great idea at the time:
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Talking to your kids can be hard, but this dad's got it.

Someday they'll share a Twinkie and laugh about this.
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Thus guy had a vision for more comfortable bathroom experience...

... And turned that vision into reality.
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It's important to get some food in your stomach before bed.

Or, you know, near your stomach in bed.
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Good thing he put the keg somewhere he'll remember.

They charge you a late fee if you don't return it on time, you know.
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Looks like someone got into the Halloween spirit early!

This is probably the best possible outcome when you combine alcohol and knives.
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