Are you guilty of SUI? That is, shopping under the influence?
Take a look at 21 of the finest items people claim to have purchased after imbibing a few too many spirits below.
1. This Nicolas Cage pillowcase.
2. A bow tie for a cat.
3. A trip to Iceland.
"So... I got drunk this past weekend and drunkenly bought a plane ticket to Iceland... looks like I am going to Iceland in August."
4. This decorative rug depicting Saddam Hussein.
5. A Mexican "Predator" statue.
6. A puppy*.
*We don't actually recommend bringing home a puppy while drunk -- even if it's this cute.
7. A horse mask.
8. A McDonald's meal... From the Dominos guy.
9. The first four "Game Of Thrones" books.
10. An abstract portrait of a monkey.
"Apparently I went drunk shopping on Amazon last Saturday, and this arrived today. I regret nothing."
11. A stately portrait of a monkey.
12. A stuffed squirrel riding a miniature horse.
13. A mug that looks like a sea captain.
14. A mug with a picture of Gary Busey on it.
15. An umbrella hat.
16. Batman supplies.
17. A pizza that you forget about until you wake up the next day.
"My boyfriend got drunk and ordered pizza and forgot. In the morning he found the surprise pizza. It's the happiest I have ever seen him."
18. A Choco Taco that you forget about for three days.
19. 1,000 Communion wafers, A.K.A. Nutella snacks.
"What to do if you're drunk and accidentally order communion bread off E-bay."