19 Awesome Drunk Purchases You'd Never Regret In The Morning

How does that saying go, again? Beer before liquor, never been sicker, beer before Amazon, you just purchased 11 pounds of cheese?

Thanks to the click-happy fingers of some boozy Redditors, we've rounded up yet another batch of hilariously awesome purchases made online ... while drunk.

Don't get it wrong, S.U.I. (or, shopping under the influence) is a dangerous game to play, but every once in a while, a few too many drinks has lead to some mind-blowing Amazon, eBay and even Dominos orders that are too good to regret in the morning. Check out some of our recent faves and see more here.

1
8 Boxes Of French Toast Crunch
"Got drunk and went on ebay. This is the result 5 days later. Regret level = 0."
2
This Painting Of A Dog Playing Guitar
"About a month ago, I was drunk redditting when someone posted a picture of his roommate's drunk ebay purchase - a painting of a monkey holding a goblet. Apparently I found the seller he bought from, as this showed up at my door."
3
11.5 Pounds Of Cheese
"Apparently I drunk ordered 11.5 lbs of cheese on Sunday."
4
This Nicolas Cage Standee
"So I got drunk while watching 'Lord of War' when I had access to amazon."
5
A Cat Bed That Looks Like A Strawberry
"One drunk Amazon purchase later..."
6
A Dinosaur Costume For A Dog
"Got drunk, bought a stegosaurus. No regrets. Never regret Dino Garb."
7
8 Pounds Of Lucky Charms Marshmallows
"While drunk, I somehow found and bought 8lbs of cereal marshmallows."
8
"World's Largest" Gummy Bear
"This is what happens when you Amazon drunk!"
9
A Sun Visor That Turns Cars Into "Cars"
"Drunk eBay purchase. Was not a mistake."
10
A Lamp That Totally Has A Genie Inside
"DAE shop while drunk on eBay? Just got this in the mail."
11
This Grappling Hook
"So I was drunk one night and added this to my Amazon wish list, my mom blindly ordered stuff for Christmas."
12
This Jägermeister Chiller/Dispenser
"I ordered this while drunk on Halloween... I'm not even mad..."
13
A Dominos Pizza Addressed To Rosa Parks
"I was blackout drunk and ordered pizza under an alias last night."
14
A Single Bag Of Tea From Japan
"I got drunk and ordered a single bag of tea from Japan off Ebay. I wrote a review, it was actually pretty nice."
15
A Bunch Of Batman vs. Predator Comics
"Did some Drunk-Ebay-Shopping last weekend..."
16
This Creepy Craft Book
"My sister didn't appreciate my drunk Amazon purchase."
17
This Awesome Cat Shirt
"So, one night a couple weekends ago, my drunk friend made an online purchase apparently. Yesterday, that purchase arrived..."
18
One Sweet Banjo
"I got drunk and bought a banjo off Amazon."
19
A Selection Of Totally Random Items
"Got to love late and drunk Amazon shopping."
1
Sleeping with your contacts in can be painful.
Good thing he remembered to take them out!
2
Now that's how you order a cheeseburger.
He definitely had it "his" way.
3
Talking to your kids can be hard, but this dad's got it.
Someday they'll share a Twinkie and laugh about this.
4
Clearly, no one could beat this guy at darts.
He was just. Too. Good.
5
This guy's soda will be fizzy for a long time.
Why yes, that is foil AND an ethernet cable.
6
Cats are fed!
At least, we hope this is for more than one cat.
7
Anti-theft device: Engaged.
The orange cones let you know it's working.
8
Guess who made their lunch for work tomorrow?
This guy!
9
... And gassed up the car?
We're not so clear what happened after that, however.
10
Thus guy had a vision for more comfortable bathroom experience...
... And turned that vision into reality.
11
Think drunk people don't know how to tip?
THINK AGAIN.
12
It's important to get some food in your stomach before bed.
Or, you know, near your stomach in bed.
13
Good thing he put the keg somewhere he'll remember.
They charge you a late fee if you don't return it on time, you know.
14
Looks like someone got into the Halloween spirit early!
This is probably the best possible outcome when you combine alcohol and knives.
15
One couch, two people. How will they ever fit?
NAILED IT.