The official "Duck Dynasty" Christmas album "Duck The Halls: A Robertson Family Christmas," released on October 29th, has already sold 105,000 copies. Just to be clear: That REALLY good for a holiday album. That's just 2,000 less total albums sold than Britney Spears' "Britney Jean.".
So please, stop what you're doing and go to Walmart, where you can round up your ragin' Cajun redneck family and listen to"Hairy Christmas." No seriously, that's a real song -- "like Jesus and Santa Claus, [they've] got love behind [those] beards."