When you woke up today, did you think that this was the day you'd see 100,000 vivacious ducks sprinting toward you as if their lives depended on it? No? We didn't either. And yet, here it is.
In this brilliant moment of weirdness, we could ask a few questions -- why are there SO many ducks? Where are they going? Why are they in such a hurry?
But really, none of it matters -- this duck stampede is quackin' us up.
Correction: A previous version of the story misidentified the source of the video.