Elizabeth Warren Becomes A Poetic 2020 Election Meme

When it's breakfast time, Elizabeth Warren has a bran for that.

— Zoe Samuel (@zoe_samuel) July 1, 2019

If it's a little too hot but you don't feel like it warrants turning on the AC, Elizabeth Warren has a fan for that.

— Zoe Samuel (@zoe_samuel) July 1, 2019

If you're single and you like guys, Elizabeth Warren has a man for that.

— Zoe Samuel (@zoe_samuel) July 1, 2019

If you want to start the new year in style, Elizabeth Warren has a Jan for that.

— Zoe Samuel (@zoe_samuel) July 1, 2019

Making some scrambled eggs? Elizabeth Warren has a pan for that.

— Zoe Samuel (@zoe_samuel) July 1, 2019

If you need a new family to love you, Elizabeth Warren has a clan for that.

— Zoe Samuel (@zoe_samuel) July 1, 2019

Do you need to get online? Elizabeth Warren has a LAN for that.

— Zoe Samuel (@zoe_samuel) July 1, 2019

Time for dessert? Elizabeth Warren has a flan for that.

— Zoe Samuel (@zoe_samuel) July 1, 2019

If you're moving house, Elizabeth Warren has a van for that.

— Zoe Samuel (@zoe_samuel) July 1, 2019

Want that summer glow? Elizabeth Warren has a tan for that.

— Zoe Samuel (@zoe_samuel) July 1, 2019

Does your mom need a new mom? Elizabeth Warren has a gran for that.

— Zoe Samuel (@zoe_samuel) July 1, 2019

If you're planning long-term food storage, Elizabeth Warren has a can for that.

— Zoe Samuel (@zoe_samuel) July 1, 2019

Do you need a ride to Alderaan for two thousand now, and fifteen when we reach Alderaan? Elizabeth Warren has a Han for that.

— Zoe Samuel (@zoe_samuel) July 1, 2019

If you like to recycle political slogans, Elizabeth Warren has a, "Yes we can!" for that.

— Zoe Samuel (@zoe_samuel) July 1, 2019

Need to clean your kitchen floor?
Elizabeth Warren has some Spic and Span for that.

— Justine ♒ 🔥🌹 (@1Dussy) July 2, 2019

Feeling a little anxious? Elizabeth Warren has a Xan for that. https://t.co/wMzZfAG6DS

— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) July 2, 2019

Need a price check? Elizabeth Warren has a scan for that

— TrumpTrumpGoAway (@NastySJW) July 2, 2019

Need to wrap up your leftovers in a plastic film? Elizabeth Warren has Saran for that.

— Steve & Renee Schulz (@Bear_n_kitten) July 2, 2019

Do you not want your freedom?
Do you not want to play around?
Do you not want nobody's baby?
Elizabeth Warren has a Wham! for that.

— Al Petterson (@eyelessgame) July 2, 2019

If you like your meat in a can, Elizabeth Warren has a Spam for that.

— joanne fath (@NowITwat) July 2, 2019

Do you need a typical girl next door, a foil as well as a friend to a glamorous Hollywood star, and have an extra ticket for a three-hour tour? Elizabeth Warren has a Mary Ann for that. https://t.co/mpSpFZZhPP

— Ray Kwong (@raykwong) July 2, 2019

When you need to remember what that other word for wicker is, Elizabeth Warren has a rattan for that. https://t.co/W1WwyP4yl8

— Alex Hayden DiLalla (@AlexDiLalla) July 2, 2019

When you want to sit, Elizabeth Warren has a rattan for that.

— Ginger Valkyrie 🍑🌈🍑 (@MaterDracones) July 2, 2019

This is what twitter used to be. This is what I want it to be. https://t.co/6eFG4iXkBJ

— Heather B. Armstrong (@dooce) July 2, 2019

This thread is EVERYTHING 👇👇 https://t.co/SeGaQEkRt6

— Traci Arbios (@traciAWESOME) July 2, 2019

A THREAD OF ART https://t.co/yaaTrul11A

— Brittany Berger 🦄 (@thatbberg) July 2, 2019

Best thread on Twitter. https://t.co/gjvb39WT3g

— Maria Langer 🚁 (@mlanger) July 2, 2019