Chris Matthews showed up on Ellen Wednesday wearing his dancing shoes. After some shuffling and arm moves, he swung host Ellen around, grabbed her boob and near-tackled her to the beat. On Thursday, instead of doing a monologues, Ellen did a moment-by-moment dissection of what went down. She even had a pointer and freeze frames. It seems Chris was nervous, she didn't want him falling down the stairs and now she pretty much never wants to see him again.