Using the power of tweet embedding technology, we make celebrities appear to have ridiculous conversations. Read below to see Donald Trump and Jaden Smith chat about relationships, the media, conspiracies, and more.
What's Up Fam?
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) January 15, 2012
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2012
Obama is, without question, the WORST EVER president. I predict he will now do something really bad and totally stupid to show manhood!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 6, 2014
Kanye For President.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) August 31, 2015
Whenever You Disagree With Somebody Just Remember The Dress And Accept That You Guys Are SEEING Two Different Things.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 24, 2015
.@BetteMidler talks about my hair but I'm not allowed to talk about her ugly face or body --- so I won't. Is this a double standard?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 28, 2012
Relationships Are Messed Up But Your Face Isn't.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) February 11, 2015
My daughter Ivanka did great tonight in New Hampshire. The sold out crowd loved her, and she loved them. Thanks Ivanka!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 25, 2015
Yeah Your Girl Is Bad But She Doesn't Smile.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 25, 2015
Ivanka is now on Twitter - You can follow her @IvankaTrump - Have a terrific weekend!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 14, 2009
100,000 Views In One Day, I Don't Know What To Say.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 1, 2014
When You Stop Texting Her Cause You Like Her Too Much.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 17, 2015
I'm very proud of my daughter Ivanka. Great interview. http://t.co/aNL95tOVrO
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 15, 2015
When She's So Fine That You See A Picture And Immediately Start Doing Push Up.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) November 30, 2014
When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 23, 2015
God Bless The Media, If We Didn't Have It, Who Would You Judge To Make Yourself Feel Better.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 15, 2015
Dishonest @politico just called to say that none of the polls including Fox, NBC, CNN, Zogby, & Morning Consult matter. Serious haters.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 25, 2015
Haha The Media Cracks Me Up..... #AllLies
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) November 2, 2011
So, how did I do on Face The Nation?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 6, 2015
If You Don't Know What To Do Don't Do Anything......It Works 60% Of The Time All The Time #Seriously
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) June 30, 2011
All Of Your Idols Are Going To Start Writing Their Own Articles, And These Uninformed "Journalists" Will Become Obsolete.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 27, 2015
One of the dumbest political pundits on television is Chris Stirewalt of @FoxNews. Wrong facts - check Fox debate rankings, Trump #1. Dope!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2015
You Know What's Dope........ #Nothing
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 1, 2011
Dopey @Lord_Sugar—Look in the mirror and thank the real Lord that Donald Trump exists. You are nothing!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 6, 2012
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 2, 2013
HardWork Dedication Until There's Peace And Non Poverty In Every Nation, And I Isn't Patient. ||
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 3, 2015
What Do I Need To Do #YouCanTellMe
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 26, 2011
Remember, new "environment friendly" lightbulbs can cause cancer. Be careful-- the idiots who came up with this stuff don't care.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012
What Is The Definition Of "Light"?
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 9, 2015
“When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.” – President Ronald Reagan
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 29, 2014
Record cold temperatures in July - 20 to 30 degrees colder than normal. What the hell happened to GLOBAL WARMING?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 14, 2014
SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) August 27, 2014
This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 2, 2014
Its Hot In Here #Flame
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 10, 2012
Ignorance is inexcusable; it’s the surest way to fail. No acceptable reason exists for not being well informed.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 26, 2013
People Hate What They Don't Understand.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) February 21, 2014
Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 28, 2014
Chemtrails.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 30, 2015
There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 10, 2013
I never fall for scams. I am the only person who immediately walked out of my ‘Ali G’ interview
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 30, 2012
Yeah Whatever Your Still Not As Cool As North.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 14, 2015
Disgard Everything You Know And Do What You Feel.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) February 1, 2014
Spirit Science.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 27, 2014
Kanye West Is The Greatest Dancer Of Our Generation.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 10, 2015
I've had enough of this - good night!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 25, 2013
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