Despite his classless comments, the many disturbing allegations against him, and the hatred his supporters promote, Donald Trump is still likely going to win over Evangelicals.
So, for this week’s Stupor Tuesday, we thought we’d put that relationship to the ultimate test by asking Twitter to weigh in on #EvangelicalTrump.
Trump 3:16: God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that looked like Hitler had sex with a Pumpkin#EvangelicalTrump
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) October 18, 2016
"You should look into this 'virgin' Mary's past, believe me. You'll find some very questionable things." #evangelicaltrump
— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) October 18, 2016
Grab them by the burning bush!#EvangelicalTrump @HuffPostComedy
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) October 18, 2016
"I would like to see Jesus' birth certificate." #EvangelicalTrump
— Trish (@Ms_Ventura_xoxo) October 18, 2016
Marriage should be between one man and a series of progressively younger women #EvangelicalTrump @HuffPostComedy
— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) October 18, 2016
Look, I'm not proud of what I said about Mary Magdalene. It was just Roman bathhouse talk #EvangelicalTrump
— Jer-Jer (@DALLASNITES) October 18, 2016
He turns water into whining #EvangelicalTrump
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) October 18, 2016
"And the Lord commanded Noah to build an Ark! But God was unhappy with the final result, so He did not pay Noah."
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) October 18, 2016
#EvangelicalTrump
Jesus rose from the dead in three days. I could've done it in one. Ahead of schedule. Believe me. #EvangelicalTrump @HuffPostComedy
— Jason Lefthand (@jasonlefthand) October 18, 2016
And on the seventh day, he rested. So I fired him. Resting's for losers. #EvangelicalTrump @HuffPostComedy
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) October 18, 2016
We're going to build an ark. And the animals are going to pay for it. #EvangelicalTrump @HuffPostComedy
— Dan Stabb (@DanStabb) October 18, 2016
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Bad investment, he lost a lot of money. Sad. #EvangelicalTrump @HuffPostComedy
— Ben Hooper (@BenHooperWrites) October 18, 2016
Yay as I copter through the shadow of death...... #EvangelicalTrump
— Aaron Weinbaum (@aaronsayswhat1) October 18, 2016
"I call him 'Shady Jesus.' He says he's Jesus of Nazareth, but he's born in Bethlehem. Which one is it? We don't know!" #EvangelicalTrump
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 18, 2016
"People say I've been inappropriate with nuns. Have you seen nuns? I don't think so!"#EvangelicalTrump
— andy lassner (@andylassner) October 18, 2016
#evangelicaltrump
— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) October 18, 2016
The meek shall inherit nothing. Losers.
“He was a savior because he was crucified. I like saviors who weren’t crucified.”#EvangelicalTrump @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/3hmtFjRbTC
— Wily Carson (@WilyCarson) October 18, 2016
#EvangelicalTrump pic.twitter.com/NsofPOtwtR
— Donald Trump 33A.D. (@Trump33AD) October 18, 2016
Jesus claimed he was carpenter, but where is the proof? No buildings anywhere! I have many many buildings. #EvangelicalTrump pic.twitter.com/sQ3yjxOBiT
— GumboYaYa (@CurtCBryant) October 18, 2016
#evangelicaltrump “When I said Two Corinthians, the corrupt media hit me. But we’re gonna have so many more Corinthians, folks, believe me!”
— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) October 18, 2016
No way Delilah would've cut off my hair.
— Laurie Crosswell 👻 (@lauriecrosswell) October 18, 2016
Have you seen her? She would not be my 1st choice. #EvangelicalTrump @HuffPostComedy @lancegould
Hannity is my shepherd, I shall not want. Just ask him, already! #EvangelicalTrump
— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) October 18, 2016
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