If Trump wins, and we’re inevitably thrown into a bleak Trumpocalyptic wasteland, third-party voters will finally understand that sometimes, for the greater good, you have to do things you don’t agree with.
Jill Stein voters, beware: Food will be scarce, so you’re going to have to eat whatever is available, including processed foods in packages that aren’t biodegradable.
Gary Johnson voters, watch out: The apocalypse is a hotbed for socialist behaviors, like splitting rations evenly and sharing a burned-out semi trailer with other survivors.
Maribeth Monroe (from “Workaholics”) and Andy Cobb are part of the comedy troupe Hot Shit Machine. They’ve seen the Trump future. And it is not tremendous.