If it's you and not me, and I'm still fine with you, then why are you breaking up with me?
When someone wants to break up with you, it's best not to ask questions. You should instead grab everything you can -- your dignity included -- and SPRINT in the opposite direction.
Don't stop running until you see different stars in the sky.
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