America's most oft-quoted man on the street, Greg Packer, arrived outside a New York City Barnes and Noble at 3 a.m. on a recent morning, squatted on the sidewalk and grinned.
The Long Island resident, 43, was first in line for a 12:30 p.m. book signing by NFL fullback-turned-sportscaster Tiki Barber.
"He couldn't believe that I was first in line," Packer said gleefully. "I told him, 'Business as usual.' I've met him a few times, mainly at signings. Everybody understands that's what I do, including Tiki himself."
The story of what Greg Packer does began sometime in 1995, when he suddenly began to fancy being quoted in newspapers. His pastime went largely unnoticed until June 12, 2003, when polemicist Ann Coulter remarked on his success, citing his most recent quote in a New York Times story.
"It was easy for the Times to spell Packer's name right because he is apparently the entire media's designated 'man on the street' for all articles ever written," she wrote in her column. "He has appeared in news stories more than 100 times as a random member of the public... Are all reporters writing their stories from Jayson Blair's house?"
In fact Mr. Packer had attended parades, New Years Eve celebrations, sporting events, grand openings, a tribute ceremony at Ground Zero - his musings on these matters appeared in New York City newspapers and others throughout the United States and the world, though he seldom leaves the northeast (which says as much about the media's New York centric lens as it does about one prolific man on the street).
The Associated Press, noticing Mr. Packer's ubiquity in their copy, issued a June 13, 2003 memo, alerting its entire staff that the world is full of interesting people, and that "One of them is Greg Packer of Huntington, N.Y., who apparently lives to get his name on the AP wire and in other media."
Editor Kristin Gazlay detailed dozens of examples.
"Mr. Packer is clearly eager to be quoted," she concluded. "Let's be eager, too -- to find other people to quote."
Thus Greg Packer went from man-on-the-street to news-maker, garnering profiles in The New York Times, the Wall Street Journal and NPR, among other outlets. Reporters discovered that he made his living as a highway worker (he is now retired), that he is unmarried, and that his method (as explained by Editor& Publisher) is to identify reporters covering an event, to motion them to come over or to wait for them to approach.
These banal details, reported in every Greg Packer profile, help explain why so many journalists have made follow-up efforts: we cannot quite believe that manipulating the entire media requires so little sophistication. I sought Mr. Packer sure of finding something the others reporters had missed: a peculiar method he uses to pick journalists from a crowd; an insightful analysis of the diction and syntax most likely to see print; a precise statement of what it is that my colleagues seek from men on the street, which I have never understood .
In all this Greg Packer disappoints us. A reporter can be identified by the notebook he holds or the press pass draped around his neck, he tells me. On being quoted, he counsels that "you've just got to be yourself and try to be honest as possible."
I press him, asking whether he consults the AP Daybook, a daily calendar of newsworthy events published by the Associated Press. It should be for Mr. Packer what the White House calendar is for Jon Stewart, but he'd never heard of it.
"I would love to subscribe," he said tepidly, "but I don't know if it's open to me or not."
"What's the purpose of a quote?" I asked, again hoping to draw out a surprising insight.
"The purpose of a quote is just to say what you feel and get your point across," he said.
"And the point for the newspaper?"
"The point for journalism is, I would have to say, I need their help to get my point across," he said.
It is that attitude that separates Greg Packer from other men on the street, articulated more fully when I asked him why he likes being quoted. "It's a lot better than picking up a phone to talk to family, friends and others you meet along the way," he said. "You know, it's just showing everybody you're out there, you're doing your thing, you're living your life, and people can say, I saw you here, I saw you there, I saw you everywhere."
These are sentiments at once inexplicable and endearing. Upon seeing his name in print, Packer says, "I laugh so hard I can't believe I'm there. It's a good feeling. I would compare it to, you know, something that you remember for the rest of your life, something you never forget, that you live and die with."
It is no wonder that ever since the Associated Press blacklisted him a small cadre of Greg Packer aficionados has rallied to his cause. Slate blogger Mickey Kaus captures the mood most effectively in a recent item titled, "We Are All Greg Packer," filed after an AP story quoted him at a Dave Matthews concert for Virginia Tech.
Calling Packer's reemergence in print "a moving story of the resilience of the human spirit" Kaus wrote that AP "picked on the wrong Everyman! Greg Packer will not be not quoted."
Everyman is an apt characterization, for it explains better than any Greg Packer technique the ubiquity of the man's quotations: A wannabe man on the street more polished would repulse reporters, for we are wary of sharply dressed media hounds and smooth talking pr men, characters we're forced to quote all too often. (Much as most reporters, like most people, loath the necessity of approaching strangers on the street, the task is made more bearable by the notion that authentic people will make it into our story.)
Our "authentic" man on the street is in a sense our elitist notion of Everyman: he dresses sloppily, wearing rumpled tee-shirts and baggy, formless shorts as Mr. Packer does; he holds a bunched up newspaper, and speaks nothing like a spokesperson or a pithy sound-byte man, but punctuates his sentences with the ums and uhs of the American vernacular, imperfections reporters excise from Greg Packer quotes as a courtesy to our source and our readers.
The curse words that slip into Mr. Packer's sentences when he is exercised only aid his unintentional seduction, which culminates in an uncanny ability to speak on any subject and articulate without fail whatever sentiment New York City reporters expect John Q. Public to express.
Consider a series of questions I posed without warning:
Q. What do you think about the presidential election?
A. You've got two New Yorkers on the ballot, you know, I'd like to see both get in, but only one is gonna get in. I just wish ex-mayor Giuliani would bring up more of what he can offer the country instead of just saying how much of a hero he was on 9/11. 'Cause that's really what he's running on. That's not exactly fair, you know, show us what you have to offer and we'll listen.
Q. What do you think about President Ahmadinejad coming to New York?
A. I've heard about that. He's a sick fuck, okay? His people preach nothing but hate, okay? Just the thought of him going to Ground Zero is disgusting.
Q. Did you follow the U.S. Open?
A. I kept up with it in the papers as best as I could, and Roger Federer, you know, he just had a great, he played every match, he played his heart out for every match. He deserved to win.
Q. What's your opinion of the CBS reality series that isolated kids in a ghost town?
A. That's crazy. I mean, a lot of these reality shows, I was watching them when they first came out. I don't even waste my time watching them anymore, because it's an excuse for ratings, one, and two, I've tried out for some of these reality shows and I haven't been called. I tried out two or three times for Survivor and they didn't pick me, so why should I give my time and ratings now?
Q. Why Survivor?
A. The exposure, the adventure, exposure, adventure, and that same reaction: 'I can't believe he's on here too!'
The fact that Mr. Packer's lust for notoriety encompasses both the desire to be quoted and the more common impulse to try out for reality television only adds to the sense that he is Everyman, though the three occupations he cites as his dream jobs are hardly representative.
"One possibility would be working the crowd for New Years like Dick Clark," he says. "Another possibility would be making commercials. The third is being paid just as someone in the stands, so I'd go to all these events for free instead of having to pay for them out of my own pocket."
Yes, more than his own interview show or newspaper column Mr. Packer most wants to be paid as a professional man-on-the-street, a fantasy that seems unusual until one reflects that the most typical of desires is to be paid for what one loves, excels at and finds important.
For Greg Packer being quoted accomplishes the trifecta, plus built in public recognition of his job well done.
"I plug my name in on the Internet and it's amazing, even funny. I can never believe I made it all over the place again--I mean everywhere really means everywhere!" he says.
And the effect?
"I would have to say it's made a difference. Let's go back to what Mickey said. Today everybody is Greg Packer. Everybody is unique in their own way, and everybody's got something to say."
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And check out MG's bonus Greg Packer quotes:
* My friends and family all think I'm crazy, but you know, it's funny, and the best way I can think of to stay out of trouble.
* What's upsetting is that it's a memo from AP, but that doesn't mean every other paper has to follow it. I would like for them to rescind it. It's just sheer jealousy on their part, because they see me trying to make it all over the world, and little do they know that after my I-phone adventure [he was first in line] I do exist all over the world.
* I would love to get a press pass and see what it's like for myself. You'd have to put me in a situation like New Years in Times Square. I'd try to get a couple tourists, a couple New Yorkers, you know, a mix of everybody--I'd have to pick random people, and maybe a familiar face if I'm not in the mood to talk to anybody.
* [On the topic he most wants to be quoted on] It would probably be something about sports, something about Phil Rizutto Day.
* [On what he would tell a journalism class] First I would have to get a request saying we need you to come in and talk. I would make my presentation, what needs to be done, what shouldn't be done, with a board in back of me like a real teacher, and I would take some questions. I would cover as much as I can, answering whatever questions I'm thrown.
* [On the only time he refused an interview] You know I've had my moments too. It was at the I-phone wait. I was real tired. This was going on the fifth day, and an Asian crew, I don't know if it was Korean or Chinese, I remember the reporter couldn't speak English, and when I saw quickly that we weren't getting anyplace, I just told them, that's it, back up, you know, back up and get the fuck out of my face.
* Let's understand, I'm tired from the time I put in, I'm tired from all the interviews I've given, to the point where my voice was gone and I can barely stand. This Korean Chinese television crew forgot that, and that set me off, it really did. The lady in that crew kept saying we're sorry, we're sorry, we're sorry, she was begging me, begging me for the interview and begging me for forgiveness, and I said okay, he's going to keep his mouth shut. Eventually, yeah [I talked to him].