Apparently, viewers of ABC's romantic comedy fiasco The Bachelor have been saddled with the sort of contestant that fills every single bad Washington, DC bar every single weekend, namely, Denise - who pitches woo by playing up how she used to be an aide to Karl Rove. "Bush's brain!" she enthuses. Carri, a "church marketer" from Oklahoma, responds by doing exactly the same thing I do when I'm cornered by one of these careerist bores: bite down hard on something painful. Carri gets our rose! She got the Bachelor's too, as did a "Venice Beach hotdog vendor." No such luck for Denise, I'm afraid.
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