The Facebook birthday wish is the musical chairs of birthday wishes. Either you have your place or you're left out of the game.
Some people misspell "Happy Birthday" on purpose. Some people find a random video with your name and post it to your page. Facebook birthdays are a quick-thinking, fast-paced world, where only the truly creative survive and the slow are devoured by the unforgiving scroll of the feed.
CollegeHumor ponders what Facebook birthday wishes would be like if people actually acted that way in real life. And the anxiety that would strike if they failed.
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