So, you've made the unfortunate decision of friending your boss on Facebook. First things first, check out your Facebook history and make sure you don't have any embarrassing photos or statuses. All clear? Now, make sure you do none of the following.
Talk about creeping on your co-workers
Keep it in your pants, ya perv.
Or discuss your illegal drugs habits
Probably not the best thing to talk about in public.
Admit you're just screwing around at work
We're assuming this guy wanted to get caught.
Tell the world you were late because of 'Candy Crush'
I don't know, maybe lie instead?
Offer proof you've been speeding in the company car
Speeding is dangerous. Stop bragging.
Announce you made up an illness to skip work
If you don't want someone to Google it, don't tell them not to Google it.
Publicly rip your boss
Keep your feelings private, or don't friend your boss.
And your job
Rant about company drug tests
Wait, you're ripping your boss again?
Broadcast your love for playing video games at work
No one thinks you are cool.
Publicize your thievery
If you're going to lie, make it plausible.
Wait, again with the boss-ripping?
You're going to regret this.
Be an idiot
Employee Of The Year, here.
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