Fake Tickets For Trump's Inauguration Are Better Than Trump's Inauguration

Fake Tickets For Trump's Inauguration Are Better Than Trump's Inauguration
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The inauguration of Donald Trump is heating up to be the must-miss show of the season, but many are clambering for tickets, even on craigslist! I thought I'd help and throw another pair in the mix and conservatives weren't intelligent enough to read between the lines and see that it was a joke.

"Donald Trump's Inauguration Concert - $50"
Two tickets in hand to see international musical superstars '3 Doors Down' and country singer 'Toby Keith'! Bring your camera cus this is not the crummy Obumma show with U2, Beyonce and Bruce Springsteen...

Click the screenshot to read the entire listing!

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I know they fell for it because I called to see what sort of response it was getting. The contact number I provided is that of a Russian restaurant in Washington, D.C. I was quickly told there were no tickets, but did query on how many calls they'd received - far too many to count. Awesome!

Fun tweets and replies regarding the must-miss show of the season!

It's not the size of your inauguration -- or your hands -- that matters, @realDonaldTrump. :)

A Founder, @TheOfficialPORP

— David G. McAfee (@DavidGMcAfee) January 15, 2017

The replies to '3 Doors Down' announcing their appearance are simply epic.

The forecast isn't looking wonderful, but it's safe to assume he will not mind.

.@realDonaldTrump I don't know...there's a 90% chance of rain 💦💦💦 pic.twitter.com/OFc26NfsCx

— Jordan Uhl (@JordanUhl) January 17, 2017

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Your snowflake,
Tommy Campbell

As of publication the listing is still active with hits going up by the day.

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