OK, just bear with this for a second. Yes, it's about farting. And, sure, it's a bit childish. But you know what? Newsflash: WE'RE ALL CHILDREN.
Regular guy and sound artist Jason Selvig thinks the morning subway commute, rather than being a chaotic cattle-car of claustrophobic nightmares, could potentially be the funniest and best part of our day. If we would simply add fart noises to the experience.
I vote yes, and I apologize for nothing.
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