17 Father's Day Cards For People Who Aren't Ridiculously Sentimental

17 Father's Day Cards That'll Get You A Pat On The Back
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The supermarket card aisle is the best place to find the most cloying poetic mush you'll ever read. The problem is, your dad already knows that he lovingly taught you / The lessons you would later need / And his wisdom helped shape / The life you would later lead. Probably. Actually, maybe you've never had a thorough discussion about how you really, truly feel. But that's fine. Don't start now.

Father's Day is simple.

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All you need to do is send a nice card ...

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Like this one ...

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Just something short and sweet ...

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To let Dad know you appreciate him ...

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And the stuff he's done for you.

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Especially if you were a horrible kid ...

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Or if you still are!

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Because dads are great. Just like moms are great. Parents, you know? Great. Each in their own way.

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Aww.

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If we were seahorses, though, our dads would have carried us around and brought us into the world.

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Isn't that weird?

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Anyway, we can definitely all agree on the significance of the contribution fathers have made to the comedy world.

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And that's certainly a reason to celebrate.

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So give Dad a call. Take him to dinner. Talk about the weather, or his parenting skills ...

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Because despite your lack of gushy sentiment, Father's Day is nice.

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Even if it's just an excuse to buy another 80 million cards per year.

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Before You Go

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