At some point in your life, someone has probably asked you one of those dumb end-all, be-all questions: "If you had to choose, which animal would you be?" We hate those questions, but regardless, we're asking you one of them right now.
We took to Facebook to ask our followers this question: What one dish would you eat every day for the rest of your life? Practicality is not a factor, nor is health. Our readers answered, and below we've ranked their choices, from the brilliant to the ridiculous. We realize this is not life's most important query, but we do enjoy gaining some insight to your brains. (Editor's note: We cannot express enough disappointment that no one mentioned NACHOS. Come on, guys.)
And the ranking, from your best answers to your worst:
1. Macaroni and Cheese (BEST ANSWER)
This is an example of a solid, solid answer. Just watch our readers' integrity start to slide as you work your way down this list.
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We all learned this important lesson at a young age.
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3. Grilled Cheese
It's only natural that the top 3 selections would include cheese.
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They have bacon AND they (probably) won't kill you.
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5. Bacon and Eggs
Food's greatest love story. Great choice, guys.
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One of our coworkers calls them "backpacks of food" and he could not be more correct.
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To our readers who chose lobster, money is clearly not an object. Way to go.
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We let cats vote.
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9. Cheese Fries
Is this a wise choice health-wise? No. But is this a wise choice? Yes.
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This is in the dead middle because we can't decide whether this is the best answer or the worst answer in the world.
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Who are you trying to impress?
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12. A Bowl Of Cereal
This is great -- if you want to spend the rest of your life in your PJs watching reruns of "M*A*S*H." (Actually that doesn't sound that bad to us ...)
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13. Grilled Salmon Caesar Salad
Things are starting to look down, guys.
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14. Turkey Tacos
Guys, WHY TURKEY?
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15. Beans And Brown Rice
While tasty, this is basically what they feed the contestants on "Survivor."
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Get ready for a lifetime of puking.
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We get that you're all healthy and virtuous. Enough already.
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This is basically gruel, a.k.a. what they punish people with in fairytales and Harry Potter.
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Oh stop it.
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20. Water (WORST ANSWER)
Water is not food. The end.
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