FBI Director James Comey is like a high school ex-boyfriend. Sure, he’s a decent enough guy, but lately he’s been popping up for no reason whatsoever, just as things were starting to get good.
For this week’s Stupor Tuesday, HuffPost Comedy rolled out #FBISongs, because the FBI is having a rough week, and music may be the only way to drown out this election.
Tainted Gov #FBISongs @HuffPostComedy @lancegould
— Laurie Crosswell (@lauriecrosswell) November 1, 2016
Hello... Is It Email You're Looking For? #FBISongs
— Aaron Weinbaum (@aaronsayswhat1) November 1, 2016
"Smells Like Mean Spirit" (from the album "Comey As You Are") #FBISongs
— lancegould (@lancegould) November 1, 2016
Me & (name redacted) #FBISongs @HuffPostComedy
— Nasty Amy Bowden (@ogamyb) November 1, 2016
Knock Knock Knocking on Donald's Door #FBISongs @lancegould @HuffPostComedy
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) November 1, 2016
Comey, I Lean (Right) #FBISongs @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/t0SNuQSng2
— CK, if you're Nasty (@charley_ck14) November 1, 2016
#fbiSongs
— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) November 1, 2016
Hack in the U.S.S.R
You Used To Wiretap My Cellphone #FBISongs @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/4uMyJFkpUD
— ⚡Mr. Brightside (@Will3K85) November 1, 2016
Comey to My Window #FBISongs
— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) November 1, 2016
Search Me, Maybe #FBISongs
— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) November 1, 2016
Hotline Sting (You used to tap me on my cell phone) #FBISongs
— Starr Jaatinen (@TheStarrzy) November 1, 2016
I Still Haven’t Found The Emails I’m Looking For #fbisongs pic.twitter.com/Qg7ZTEYcTP
— Sarah Burris (@SarahBurris) November 1, 2016
He Blinded Me with Bias #FBISongs
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) November 1, 2016
We Still Haven't Found What We're Looking For But We Found Someone We Can Pin it On #FBISongs
— Jimberry Shortcake (@jesnider) November 1, 2016
Baby Got Hack #FBISongs
— MyFriendsCallMeJeff (@JWAlex_in_MTL) November 1, 2016
Backed by the USSR #FBISongs @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/14RgsM6woR
— Cap'n Graybeard (@TysonFromABQ) November 1, 2016
Straight out of competence! #FBISongs
— Reggie White (@BigReggieReg) November 1, 2016
Wake Me Up When November Ends #FBISongs @HuffPostComedy
— Aaron Wiener (@Wieneraaron) November 1, 2016
Why Can't We Be Feds? #FBISongs
— Tony Lopez (@ViolentlyLopez) November 1, 2016
Seize Another Little Piece of my Heart Without a Warrant #FBISongs @HuffPostComedy
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) November 1, 2016
#FBISongs
— Patricia LoL (@thePatriciaRae) November 1, 2016
Little spies tell me sweet little lies.
S.w.a.t.s love got to do with it
— Wake 'N' Bacon (@Daleyinsanity) November 1, 2016
#FBISongs
E-Mail In A Bottle #FBISongs pic.twitter.com/B5Au7QrGsH
— Hey! I'm Dan (@DanielAshley13) November 1, 2016
Eavesdrops Keep Fallin' On My Head
— FrenchToast (@NachoPotatoe) November 1, 2016
#FBISongs@HuffPostComedy
Don't Go Chasin' Watergates #FBIsongs @HuffPostComedy
— Ben Hooper (@BenHooperWrites) November 1, 2016
This one's for my Comeys #FBISongs pic.twitter.com/3Rqb1IYHOM
— theo (@RunSpotsRun) November 1, 2016
Time After Crime. #FBISongs pic.twitter.com/UNM3i5jB9g
— Lets_Groove_Tonight (@BoogieMonster3) November 1, 2016
#FBISongs #Hillary to FBI
— KMFA (@KCMFA) November 1, 2016
Hit Me Baby One More Time pic.twitter.com/PuRszVWw6C
Racketeers of a Clown
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) November 1, 2016
#FBISongs
We Record Every Breath You Take #FBISongs @HuffPostComedy
— Jason Lefthand (@jasonlefthand) November 1, 2016