Federline Files for Custody: the Hotter of Two Evils?

"Who Shouldn't Have The Kids More?" (A Forensic Examination)
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Kevin Federline, ex-husband of Britney Spears, has filed for increased custody of their two children in sealed documents submitted to a California court today.

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Kevin Federline interviews some potential au pairs.

"Who Shouldn't Have The Kids More?" (A Forensic Examination)

Britney Spears:

Aug. 28, 2003: Live at the MTV Awards, Spears and Madonna engage in open-mouthed kissing.

Jan. 3, 2004: At 5:30 a.m. in Las Vegas, marries childhood friend Jason Allen Alexander. Wearing a baseball cap and torn jeans, Spears is escorted down the aisle by a limousine driver at the Little White Wedding Chapel on the Strip. The marriage is annulled after 55 hours.

Feb. 7, 2006: Spears drives her car with infant son Sean Preston on her lap, but it could just as easily have been the roof.

May 19, 2006: Spears almost drops Sean Preston on his head as she holds the child in one hand and glass of water in another.

January 1, 2007: Spears collapses in the VIP area of Pure nightclub in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve and needs to be helped from the nightclub just before 1 a.m. Meanwhile, Spears' manager, Larry Rudolph, tells the Associated Press, "She was not drunk. She was just tired and falling asleep."

February 17, 2007: Britney shaves her head. Next, Spears proceeded to get a black-white-and-pink cross tattooed on her lower hip and red-and-pink lips on her wrist. When asked why she shaved her head, replied, "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me."

February 20, 2007: Britney enters rehab, again.

February 21, 2007: Spears hits a photographer's van with an umbrella, like a crazy person.

Kevin Federline:

2004: Cornrows.

October 31, 2006: "Playing with Fire".

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