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Finally You Can Make Your Own Hillary!

Nothing will stop this recipe from being made.

You've choked down Trump.

You sent back Bernie.

Now it's the moment you've all been waiting for (but not as long as she has): make your own Hillary Clinton tonight!

With this seemingly endless process, YOU can whip up an insanely qualified candidate who also happens to be the first female nominated for a major political party!

Full disclosure: Nothing will stop this recipe from being made. Attempts to stop Hillary have only made her stronger.

FULL RECIPE:

- Extremely Qualified Woman

- Filtered Water

- Unsalted Butter

- Vanilla Yogurt

- Canned Laughter (for Likeability)

- Private Email Server (for "Convenience")

- Hot Sauce (Para Latinos!)

- Power Pantsuit

- Power Pearls

- Speaking Fees

This video, written by Paul Gale and John Trowbridge, shows you how to make your very own Hillary at home! 

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