You've choked down Trump.
You sent back Bernie.
Now it's the moment you've all been waiting for (but not as long as she has): make your own Hillary Clinton tonight!
With this seemingly endless process, YOU can whip up an insanely qualified candidate who also happens to be the first female nominated for a major political party!
Full disclosure: Nothing will stop this recipe from being made. Attempts to stop Hillary have only made her stronger.
- Extremely Qualified Woman
- Filtered Water
- Unsalted Butter
- Vanilla Yogurt
- Canned Laughter (for Likeability)
- Private Email Server (for "Convenience")
- Hot Sauce (Para Latinos!)
- Power Pantsuit
- Power Pearls
- Speaking Fees