If you've ever bombed a job interview, you know how it feels to replay the whole humiliating experience in your head over and over again. (If you say you haven't, we don't believe you.)
So maybe it was a sense of communal catharsis that helped #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview to become a trending topic on Twitter this weekend, hot on the heels of #FiveWordsToRuinADate. We sincerely hope none of the following examples were learned from experience. But there's some good wisdom here about the exact sorts of things you never, ever want to bring up when meeting with a potential employer.
"Ha whoa, you're on Tinder"
— Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) January 18, 2015
And an honorable mention: