Lonely Guy Turns His Shower Head Into A Girlfriend, Rest Of World Is Creeped Out

We get it, dating is hard: Tinder is a minefield of potential creepiness, blind dates still carry that whole "I might be murdered" risk factor, and getting out of the friend-zone is like finding a funny episode of "Dads": it's impossible.

But now the "finding love" situation is so dire, one guy apparently decided to turn his shower head into a real woman -- and by "real" we mean a super, creepy plastic doll.

The following photos -- posted to Imgur -- carefully outline the transformation.

WARNING: You can't unsee this.

  • According to Imgur this man does not have a girlfriend
  • But he does have a shower.
  • And these totally creepy supplies.
  • Which he's about to use to make a girlfriend.
  • Here we go:
  • Eek. Not helping.
  • And now it's worse.
  • Just. No.

Really takes "gives good head" to a whole new level.