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Four Seasons Total Landscaping To Host Punk Show, And Twitter Is Amped

Laura Jane Grace of Against Me! trolled Rudy Giuliani with a sold-out performance at the infamous Philadelphia parking lot.

Well, we suppose Rudy Giuliani’s press conference did feel like complete anarchy.

Laura Jane Grace of the punk band Against Me! will be playing a solo set at Philadelphia’s Four Seasons Total Landscaping on Aug. 21, the groundskeeping company and others tweeted on Thursday. The show will also feature a performance by Brendan Kelly of the Lawrence Arms.

According to Grace, tickets for the show, which went on sale Thursday, sold out in 17 minutes.

Four Seasons Total Landscaping made headlines last year when Giuliani hosted a “big press conference” in its parking lot for former President Donald Trump.

It is assumed that Trump’s former lawyer (or someone on his team) made a gloriously bad blunder and mistook the small business for the ritzy Four Seasons Hotels & Resorts, resulting in a presser situated near an adult book store and a crematorium.

“This will be the first and last time Brendan and I will play in front of a landscaping company and we promise it will be better than that MAGA shit show,” Grace said in a statement, according to Rolling Stone.

Laura Jane Grace of Against Me! performs during BottleRock Napa Valley 2019.
Laura Jane Grace of Against Me! performs during BottleRock Napa Valley 2019.

“Ever since I saw my personal hero Rudy Giuliani humiliate himself for the good of the nation at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, I knew I wanted to go there and follow in his footsteps, then shop at the porn store, and eventually move off this mortal coil by being burned at the neighboring crematorium,” Kelly said in a statement, per Stereogun. “It’s not often you get to touch history, but that’s what Laura and I will be doing in this most hallowed of political and mulching grounds.”

Folks on Twitter found the troll pretty amusing.

Four Seasons Total Landscaping also had some fun on Twitter with the announcement.

Grace hinted Tuesday on Twitter that she would announce the “most insane show I will ever be a part of” on Thursday.

“I will literally never play a venue with more class & prestige,” she added.

She also gave Kelly credit for the “brilliant” idea of playing at the notorious location.

Here’s hoping that Grace and Kelly don’t get too overwhelmed by the attention their show is getting before the big day.