Fox's Glenn Beck Threatens To Kill Anyone Who Buys Blago Book

Fox's Glenn Beck Threatens To Kill Anyone Who Buys Blago Book

You know, having penned his own rambling book of crackpot theorizing and unfunny cartoons, you'd think a guy like Glenn Beck would be sympathetic to fellow weirdiepants like Rod Blagojevich, who's taken a six-figure offer to write a tome of his own, sure to be packed with long and abstruse calls for Rahm Emanuel to be subpoenaed, because of some old Gunsmoke episode. Surely this is just the amuse bouche to tide the market over until Beck releases his next work, I Put California In My Mouth Again: LOOKIT IT'S IN MY MOUTH, BLAAARGGLEE!

But no! Beck doesn't want a fretful nation to lose themselves in the pirouetting tangles of Blagojevich's worldview, so much so that he is willing to do corporal harm to anyone who dares buy the Blago book.


BECK: Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich lands a six-figure book deal. I swear to God, I am going to hunt you down and kill you like a dog. I mean it. Why would you do it, why would you buy his book.

Why would I do it? Why would I buy his book? Well, now, the hilarious possibility of watching Glenn Beck attempt to hunt me down and kill me like a dog has certainly sweetened the pot!

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