We recently got a press pitch from Qdoba informing us that guacamole was no longer going to cost extra at the fast food Mexican chain. (Pretty great, we know.) While we normally ignore e-mails like this one, this particular pitch got the wheels in our heads turning. Free guacamole. That's FREE guacamole, people. It was a difficult -- albeit glorious -- concept for us to wrap our heads around. But once we did, it was hard to stop thinking about it.
If every restaurant offered a side of guacamole for free, the world would be an amazing, avocado-filled place. Can you see it? No? Don't worry, we painted -- or rather, Photoshopped -- the picture(s) for you.
Prepare yourself for the wonderful world of free guacamole.