Comedy

The 45 Funniest Autocorrect Fails Of 2014

This one goes out to all the moms who got iPhones for Christmas this year.

Moms and dads are an undeniable theme in the texting mishaps we see every month on Damn You Autocorrect, but 2014 brought us more voice recognition failures and word replacement pranks to mix things up.

Scroll down for 45 of the funniest and most viral autocorrect screenshots of the year, but watch out for some predictably NSFW language. As vulgar as things get, you can rest assured that our phones will still turn our intended expletives into "ducking."

1
Don't call your mother an idiot.
2
Yep, last night got preeeetty wild.
3
This isn't the Wifey McLovemuffin I married.
4
Some people will stop at NOTHING to make a sale.
5
Sometimes autocorrect can be almost poetic.
6
Always good to remind your friends not to bite you.
7
... And to remind them to get down from there.
8
Um, where does your mom go grocery shopping?
9
Either way, you're not going anywhere.
10
On the next, 'Breaking Bad'...
11
To be fair, all three of those things would make you feel better.
12
Grandfather. He was going for Grandfather.
14
Aunt Emily NO!
15
Breech plug, butt plug... It's easy to get these things confused.
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17
Moms and iPhones: the endless struggle.
18
Either way, gross?
19
Well, no point in reliving this mistake either.
20
Now that's love.
21
Wait, so you DON'T miss my gas?
22
Neither of those things is a good breakfast option, though.
23
24
Seriously, STOP.
25
Well that's one way to measure an earthquake.
26
Google Voice recently became very religious.
27
And feel like a natural woman?
28
Damn denim jeans (and probably mischievous son).
29
That's quite a visual.
30
You never know when you might need to text someone that.
31
That sure does sound like a major project.
32
Why hasn't this caught on?
33
Phew! We were about to call the police.
34
Seriously, uFail.
35
Her problem might actually be a LACK of autocorrect.
36
Hold on, you text your girlfriend at work about the porn you're watching?
37
Yeah, that does sound pretty traumatizing.
38
It was Rong. So very Rong.
39
'Barbarian' is nothing compared to 'Auto-erection'.
40
In the chapel? That's pretty brazen.
41
Yeah WTD is going on here?
42
Somebody's gotta keep those goats dry.
44
What's worse: all that dieting talk or commuting via grandkids?
45
And finally, the classic 'Nyoom' prank.
He didn't even stand a chance.

Ugh, Seriously, Autocorrect?!