The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Mar. 2-8)

"The first rule of parent club is you never tell anyone that you're going to the bathroom."

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 280-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

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