The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Oct. 5-11)

"Have kids so you always have someone to point out how long your nose hairs are while standing in checkout lines."

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So, each week we round up the most hilarious 280-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

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