The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 14-20)

"My kids are the reason I breathe; they’re also the reason I swear, cry, yell, and eat waaay more carbs than I probably should."

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So, each week we round up the most hilarious 280-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

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